My Jokes

It is my first time so just stay calm please and say something good and bad thanks

Paddy says to Mick "Can you spell Orange?" Mick says "the fruit or the colour?"

My friend Gav died yesterday from taking heart burn tablets can't believe gavisgon..

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry I thought it was the start of Eastenders"

A Blue Whale produces 400 gallons of sperm every time he ejaculates and only 10% goes into his mate.Ever wondered why the sea tastes so salty?

Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?

Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says"hey paddy why don't ya get mick to help" paddy says" hes inside carrying the clothes"

A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. "pull over" he shouted. "No, officer, it's a scarf"

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Quote: David Smith @ March 20 2013, 6:38 PM GMT

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry I thought it was the start of Eastenders"

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Ha! Took me half a second to associate it correctly (literally to play it in my head)
but rewarding when I got there. Though if you were delivering it as opposed to
me reading it I think it needs to be rephrased so you're not saying "Man: dialog"

Sorry I will and try and fix it next time. Thanks you for you feedback Eoin.

You made these up David?

Yeah Shandonbelle.

Right.

Irish jokes are unacceptable now, believe me - although yours are funny.

Thanks beaky.

You could always make them into Scottish jokes, though.

You do have a point. So you want me to write some more jokes?

Quote: David Smith @ March 20 2013, 6:38 PM GMT

It is my first time so just stay calm please and say something good and bad thanks

Paddy says to Mick "Can you spell Orange?" Mick says "the fruit or the colour?"

http://thefanclub.com/comment/west-ham/3433861

My friend Gav died yesterday from taking heart burn tablets can't believe gavisgon..

http://www.jokebook.eu/joke/Mqb0Yi/my-friend-gav-died-from-heartburn-today-i-cant-believe

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry I thought it was the start of Eastenders"

http://www.thetechgame.com/Archives/p=21181562.html

A Blue Whale produces 400 gallons of sperm every time he ejaculates and only 10% goes into his mate.Ever wondered why the sea tastes so salty?

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/Why_Ocean_Water_Is_Salty.html

Michael Jackson Died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John F. Kennedy at 38, Amy Winehouse at 28. how old is Justin Bieber again?

http://boardofwisdom.com/togo/Quotes/ShowQuote/?msgid=489011

A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. "pull over" he shouted. "No, officer, it's a scarf"

http://www.bubblews.com/news/146802-honest-earner-gpt-humour

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I'm writing jokes for an ebook and Bussell has depressed me all to hell and back.

Rumbled!

I haven't dare check any yet

The check is in the post.