...that doesn't make you a robot.
INT. SCIENCE LAB. - AFTERNOON
DR. FWAK
Oh, Kenneth, you poor, poor boy!
KENNETH
(Robotic voice)
I'm sorry Dr. Fwak.
DR. FWAK
Are you, are you?!
KENNETH
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not a really boy.
DR. FWAK
Oh but you are, my dear sweet child, you are.
KENNETH
No I am not Dr. Fwak, I will never be one.
DR. FWAK
Don't talk like that Kenneth, it pains me to hear you talk like that.
KENNETH
Why do you torment me with dreams of that Dr. Fwak?
DR. FWAK
Because I f**king love you!
KENNETH
What is this you call love?
DR. FWAK
Don't give me that. You know, you know what love feels like.
KENNETH
(Rubbing bottom)
Love hurts.
DR. FWAK
Now tell me you don't feel the same?
KENNETH
I cannot feel love.
DR. FWAK
You can boy, you can. Just let it happen.
KENNETH
Nothings happening.
DR. FWAK
Just give it a second.
KENNETH
(Beat) Hey, hey! Stop it, that was a one off!
DR. FWAK
Just let yourself go Kenneth, relax, be free!
KENNETH
I'm sorry, Dr. Fwak, I just can't do it.
DR. FWAK
Nonsense.
DR. MARY (O.S)
What the bloody hell is going on here?
KENNETH
(Normal voice)
He made me do it!
DR. MARY
Why are you dressed as a robot?
DR. FWAK
He's just pretending to be the kid from A.I.
DR. MARY
And why is your nob out?
DR. FWAK
I'm err... a Dalek! Yes, that's right.
DR. MARY
(Beat) Right. Who's he?
KENNETH
(Robotic voice)
I'm Ken...
(Normal voice)
Kenneth.
DR. MARY
So you're the boy from A.I and you're a Dalek with your nob out?
DR. FWAK & KENNETH
Yes.
DR. MARY
Why?
DR. FWAK
It's an experiment.
DR. MARY
For what?
DR. FWAK
Science!
DR. MARY
Ah, very well then, as long as it's for research, carry on.
END
Yes, I did make it up as I went along.
