MARTYN:
Matt likes to finger his own ass!
RICH:
Nice to see you're feeling mature this week Matthew
as ever...
MARTYN:
... Try writing in this box you spaz
MATT:
Are you two fags on the computer together?
RICHARD:
yes on two separate accounts at the same time
you f**king dick
MARTYN:
Multi surfing, you f**ktard
MATT:
You guys are so clever.
RICH:
we're of the modern generation Matt
we have our own separate laptops
MARTYN:
60MB Virgin internet to use on your sickening face
RICH:
we're watching embarrassing bodies
MARTYN:
Urgh, I wanna be sick!
RICH:
you're Mum was just on actuallyMatt.
MATT:
That's extremely impressive.
MARTYN:
she had a really fishy vagina
and ginger hair
RICH:
vaginal Bacteriosis
didn't put me off mind 
yummy 
MARTYN:
mummy
RICH:
she had a clit ring aswell the slut
MARTYN:
made out of bacteria
RICH:
did you know?
MARTYN:
like a bit of coral from the Great Barrier Queef
Do you think he's wanking Rich?
RICH:
Chubby fishy ginger mouldy slit
hope so
MATT:
Oh man! That's really got me going now!
RICH:
urgh it smells like bad plumbing
and sick
MARTYN:
Looks like a poorly constructed gerbil run
RICH:
corrosive gases coming from that thing
MARTYN:
like a fishy Mount Vesuvius
RICH:
vomit inducing stinky axe wound
makes my eyes water
MATT:
Keep going guys, I'm about to Jizz
MARTYN:
all the fishy bloodclots drizzling down the side of the mountan like thighs and killing the ants on the ground like a sick, smeggy reanactment of Pompei
RICH:
everyone in the room cowers into any corner as far away as they can from the fleshy hallitosis
MATT:
I've just splashed guys
RICH:
vomit starts spreading in a collective pool on the floor and everyone is broken so far into their basic desires that they don't know how to do anything but masturbate
MARTYN:
anal secretions goop from an array of hairy arseholes, squeezing past boils the size of giant newt eyeballs
RICH:
tears, bile, chunky potent clumps of semen, shit and blood all congeal in your Mum's clodgy vagina cheese
there's also a dog drowning in the corner
MARTYN:
then she gets a call from Asda to say that they wanna make a spreadable sandwich paste from the secretions and she is delighted!
MATT:
There is always a dog. Always.
RICH:
they'll sell it as egg and bacon
MARTYN:
Mummy's secret recipe
RICH:
Wheeey
MARTYN:
She'll became more famous than Levis Roots and his Reggae Reggae sauce
MATT:
I'm off to read my book and then drift into a restful sleep my friends. Thanks for doing whatever it is you people do.
MARTYN:
Slut
RICH:
s'all in the wank bank for you there Matt
you are welcome
MARTYN:
sleep well fairy cake
MATT:
Goodnight my little cup cakes.
<3
