British Comedy Guide

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What's yellow and green?

Blue.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 18 2013, 12:19 AM GMT

What's yellow and green?

Blue.

Eh?

Yellow and blue make green, yellow and green make a greeny sort of yellow.

What's yellow and blue?
A depressed banana.

What's yellow and green?

A banana that hasn't learned the ropes yet

An Irish man not drunk and dressed out as a leprechaun on Sct patricks day.

A smurf with liver disease

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