Thanks to everyone who has contributed their one-liners so far. There have been literally hundreds, a great effort all round. Some of which have gone straight in, others might be tweaked slightly, but you'll still get a credit.
We will still be taking submissions of any breaking news over the weekend on this thread, or you can tweet us @LivefromKI. Only 'new' news stories please.
If you'd prefer for your credit to be your real name rather than your BCG name, drop me a PM, and I'll change it for you.
Why not come along to the recording? This Sunday, 2: 30 @ http://www.phoenixcavendishsquare.co.uk/.