Pilot for me (in no way influenced by Pilot!).
Bonus Comedy Competition-Televison (Now Voting) Page 2
Or my Republican Guard 
Vote Fred Peters
I vote for Fred Peters
Voting is closed!
Who'd have funked it we have a three way tie. Mmm this calls for an extra specila Bonus Bonus competition to determine who will win the virtual biscuit.
The topic will be three's a crowd.
Post entries in the following thread https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/2866
Anyone can enter and vote but can only do either once. Good luck and congratulations to the winners. The virtual biscuit is so close you can virtually taste it 
Competition will close next week. The bonus competition scoreboard is as follows:-
Pilot-2
Baumski-2
Fred Peters-2
Wait a second, Pilot's vote FOR HIMSELF counts as a vote? I liked his sketch, but surely there's something wrong there.
Well you can vote for yourself, this is democracy in its purest form. Next week we're going to invade Iraq
Wow, and even then we both got zero votes. Hmmm...invading iraq would cheer me up. You free Saturday?
Doh, forgot I entered 
I'm free next Saturday. I've talked to Bush and he says it should only take a couple of hours to overthrow Saddam, install a transitional government and then hold elections.
P.S. They're friendly so don't bother bringing your body armour.
Simon, legally I don't see a problem, politicians always vote for themselves, nothing wrong that, although morally of course I'll always have that vapid feeling I only got one proper vote.
I certainly don't want to ruffle feathers so I'm quite happy to bow out.
Its all good in the hood Pilot, as long as you can live with yourself...
EDIT: I should have voted for myself, its my competition I should fix it so I win every week mwahahahahahaha. Oops did I say/write/type that out loud/down.