British Comedy Guide

Having a bad day

CERN is a research institute in particle physics placed in between the boarder of France and Schwitzerland. Here are George Pappas working with controlling the panel for the Large Electron Positron Collider. George is sitting by the panel with a cup of coffee and monitoring some experiments.

F/X: Door knocks

George: Enter!

Department manager: I have something to say to you.

George: Ok?

Department manager: We are downsizing and you are one of the people we are letting go.

(Man comes running into the office.)

Man: Somebody is steeling your car outside George.

George: What! You're kidding me.

F/X: mobile phone ringing.

George: Jesus Christ and now my wife is ringing. She only rings on the mobile if it's an emergency.

(George takes the call)

George: You what? Well first of all I paid for that car and second of all how the heck am I supposed to get home from work now?.. I'm not going to discuss this over the phone. I will call you back and then we arrange a meeting tonight.

(George closes the call and looks very dizzy)

Department manager: Are you alright? You look very pale.

George: My wife is leaving me. Can this day possibly get any worse?

F/X: George sits down on the control panel and accidently pushes his coffee cup over so the coffee runs into the controlling panel and in 0,02 mili second the earth is transformed into a black hole.

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