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Squandering all our money, on 'rhythm' magazines

EDDIE: We're going to Bridlington, well, Doncaster. We won't need suntan lotion.
RICHIE: Yes. Drizzle oil, then!
EDDIE: Gloom juice!
RICHIE: Yes, YES, YES, YES, YES, yes. Wind smear!
EDDIE: Wind smear? We don't need to take the contents of your underpants.
RICHIE: Well, actually, that's where you're wrong. If you think carefully about it, we WILL need to take the contents of my un-der-pants! Aah-Ah! Aren't we having a great time? You know, that's what makes the English great; laughing at adversity. I mean if we were millionaires living in Bermuda, we wouldn't have found that very funny, would we?
[PAUSE]
BOTH: No.

Quote: swerytd @ 22nd September 2015, 11:54 AM BST

Even remembering this makes me laugh...

Richie: How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a pin.
Richie: (Annoyed) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken!
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Fridge"!?
Eddie: WE HAVEN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!
Richie: "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"!!!?
Eddie: Not much of a game, is it?

Dan

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This would have been my first choice. how about

SPUDGUN: I wonder what the Romans used to do before telly?
DAVE HEDGEHOG: They probably had their tea.