Eddie: My Great-Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?
Richie: What?
Eddie: AAH! BLOODY HELL! GERMANS! THOUSANDS OF 'EM! AAAH!
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From Culture
[Doing a crossword]
Eddie: Err right. "Ironmonger", six letters. Oh, got it! "Harold".
Richie: Harold?
Eddie: Yeah, well he's an ironmonger, isn't he? Harold the Ironmonger, remember? We ate his dog!
Richie: Oh right, we bloody won that bet, didn't we!
Eddie: No, we didn't. That's why we had to eat his dog.
The Scottish are allowed to be transvestites.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsk1mZ8DTPc
"Bagsy me first go with it" 
I wish I could erase my memory and watch all three series again
Utter lunacy!
"How do you know these things?"
"I'm Death."
"Sorry. HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?"
Boom. Lovely stuff.
"A whazzo pair of jugs" Use that one a lot 
I'm really gonna doo-OOoo IT.
Richie: What are those two big hairy things coming out of that hedge?
Eddie: Oh, that's just a pair of bullocks... PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON!!!
Quote: fasty @ 18th September 2015, 8:10 AM BST"A whazzo pair of jugs" Use that one a lot
"Death by sex" is one I use a lot when me and my British born friend talk about going out.
Not a quote as such but in the Burglary episode the drawing room is referred to as the Sketching room and the colouring in room.
not a quote either but my favourite was when Eddie 'plucked' Richie's nose hair with some plyers and smashed up the bathroom with his head
Quote: lofthouse @ 17th September 2015, 10:35 PM BSTI wish I could erase my memory and watch all three series again
I assure you that will happen if you're patient.
I'm currently re-watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and although I haven't completely forgotten what happens in each episode, time has wiped sufficient from my memory to allow each episode to be a relatively new experience.
If I watch Bottom now I know every single word before it's said
Sadly I've watched every episode about 40 times
At least
Richie: Oh, go on. Have another Hobnob!
Eddie: Oh, you are evil!
Richie: Don't you start on me! Ooh, it's just so good to get your feet up, isn't it?
Eddie: No, I'm not that pervy.
Richie: Are you not?