A few years back I did a podcast thing with Bussell and Stott. One Sketch was about a cyborg. I've decided to rewrite it a bit for The Show What You Wrote - it's the sci-fi theme. Any suggestions on how to improve it? Is it worth submitting?
FX: Doorbell / Door Opens
Man:
Hello?
Cyborg: I AM CYNTADO! DEADLIEST CYBORG ASSASSIN OF THE 25TH CENTURY! I DEMAND
YOU TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
Man:
Sorry, mate, I've got the Grand Prix on. Could you come back later and... OH MY GOD! My dahlias! You've trampled all over my dahlias!
Cyborg:
THEY HAD TO PAY FOR MANKIND'S FUTURE MISTAKES!
Man:
But it's the Village Garden competition tomorrow! Wait, did Marcus put you up to this?!
Cyborg:
CYNTADO WAS SENT BY THE CHIEF INTERGALACTIC CYBORG!
Man:
This is nearly as bad as last year! You know what he did, don't you?!
Cyborg:
NO!
Man:
He trained his cat to do its business in my daffodils!
Cyborg:
CYNTADO GROWS WEARY! YOU MUST COMPLY WITH MY-
Man:
And he buys all that plastic rubbish from Homebase! He thinks he's untouchable! He's living in a fantasy world! I mean, come on: Gnomes?!
Cyborg:
CYNTADO MUST DESTROY YOU, MR PRESIDENT!
Man:
President? I'm not the president!
Cyborg:
WHERE IS THE PRESIDENT?!
Man:
I don't know. Washington?
Cyborg:
CYNTADO IS SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU! MUST GO TO WASHINGTON!
Man:
Wait! Wait! I've just remembered, President Marcus is staying in No. 5 across the road. That one there. With all the gnomes.
Cyborg:
CYNTADO THANKS YOU!
Man:
Make sure you get the vice president too. Little tabby cat fella.
Cyborg: AFFIRMATIVE!
F/X CYBORG STOMPING OFF.
Man: (CALLS) Darling, I've just going down Homebase to get some Dahlias!
F/X LASER GUN FIRING. A CAT SCREECHES.
ENDS
