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Things that are worse than childbirth Page 2

When there's nothing at all on telly.

The only thing worse than childbirth, is hearing about it... amIright, lads? :D

A clip show after only 5 episodes.

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Finding coffee in your chocolate.

Passing a watermelon through your anus, only for it to violently rip open and need 50 stitches. Oh wait, that's not worse it's the same. :)

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 4:17 PM GMT

Passing a watermelon through your anus, only for it to violently rip open and need 50 stitches. Oh wait, that's not worse it's the same. :)

Unless I really wasn't paying attention in biology I'm pretty sure women don't give birth through their anus.

Maybe chop your watermelon into smaller pieces, zooo.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 8 2013, 4:18 PM GMT

Unless I really wasn't paying attention in biology I'm pretty sure women don't give bith through their anus.

Laughing out loud

Quote: David Bussell @ March 8 2013, 4:18 PM GMT

Unless I really wasn't paying attention in biology I'm pretty sure women don't give bith through their anus.

I'm sure Piers Morgan entered the world that way.

Quote: roscoff @ March 8 2013, 1:14 PM GMT

Standing on Lego

This is true, though.

Quote: Nil Putters @ March 8 2013, 4:18 PM GMT

Maybe chop your watermelon into smaller pieces, zooo.

Baby killer. :(

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Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 4:17 PM GMT

Passing a watermelon through your anus, only for it to violently rip open and need 50 stitches. Oh wait, that's not worse it's the same. :)

Mine felt more like trying to pass a turnip, oh and I had the vomits with each contraction at the beginning...shame I've got to go make dinner now so can't stop to share all the lovely details with Lee.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 8 2013, 4:41 PM GMT

Mine felt more like trying to pass a turnip, oh and I had the vomits with each contraction at the beginning...shame I've got to go make dinner now so can't stop to share all the lovely details with Lee.

Damn! :D

Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 8 2013, 4:41 PM GMT

Mine felt more like trying to pass a turnip

Was the father Worzel Gummidge?

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