Things that are worse than childbirth

1.Paper cut

2.Not landing a triple salko

3.Standing on Lego

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Man, I love International Women's Day!

A woman not going through childbirth and thus failing to fulfil the reason for her existence.

EDIT: Since zooo changed the title, my comment has become 87.6% less side-splitting.

Hee. I shall change it back now. I've had my fun, such as it was.

Zooo ruining our jokes.

Damn, I missed it. What did you change it to, zooo?

Genocide.

Famine.

People who hover at cash points.

Just added a 'not' in the middle. God, my wit is staggering.

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 1:42 PM GMT

Just added a 'not' in the middle. God, my wit is not staggering.

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 8 2013, 1:25 PM GMT

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People who find fault a little too quickly?

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 1:38 PM GMT

Hee. I shall change it back now. I've had my fun, such as it was.

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I suggest you take yourself outside and give yourself damned good talking to!

Running out of teabags
Potholes
Migraine; what's there to look forward to at the end of THAT?