British Comedy Guide

NJ: Ed's Heroes

AIDE:Ed, what are you doing hiding under that blanket with a torch?

[FX: Sound of blanket moving]

AIDE:Oh good, you're just reading your comic books.

ED:It's research for our new policy of naming streets after heroes.

AIDE:Not those sort of heroes Ed.

ED:But why not? I'd much rather live at number 10 Superman Street than boring old Downing Street.

AIDE:I'm not sure you'll get to live at either. Now drink your cocoa and I'll tuck you in.

ED:Will you read me an Ed time story?

AIDE:Of course, now which would you like "The Demon Edmaster", "Where's my Eddy?" or "Green Eds and Ham"?

[FX: Snoring]

AIDE:Good night Ed.

Nice joke about not living at either place but probably too short to be a standard child Ed sketch of the week which may have been overdone already anyway.

Thanks for the feed back, I was a bit worried about the length but wasn't sure how to stretch it out without ending up diluting it.

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