... that is the question.
What's your favourite joke?
Pet shop wasp/I'm not really a welder 
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
My dogs got no nose
How does he smell?
Achtung panzer!
How do you stop Moles digging in your garden?
Go out and take the spades off them!
What's Mary short for?
Someone cut off her legs.
Quote: Michael Richards @ March 1 2013, 9:06 AM GMTWhat's Mary short for?
Someone cut off her legs.
Ha, I know that one as "What's E.T. short for? Because he's got really little legs".
...To see Gregory Peck
...A stick
...Ok - but don't push me past my mother's
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 1 2013, 10:49 AM GMTHa, I know that one as "What's E.T. short for? Because he's got really little legs".
Yeah I can imagine there are a ton of other versions - with Mary I used to love people struggling to answer things like "...er...Maryine.... Marylyn...?"
Quote: Michael Richards @ March 1 2013, 11:06 AM GMTYeah I can imagine there are a ton of other versions - with Mary I used to love people struggling to answer things like "...er...Maryine.... Marylyn...?"
Funny enough my mum's called Mary, and she has one leg shorter than the other due to being born with polio.
I call her Mary-go-round.
(sadly this is a true story, so anyone who so much as smirked at that should feel utterly ashamed).