From Waldorf Salad:
Mr Hutchinson: Took a little back street called the M5!
Basil: I'm Sorry most of the English cars have steering wheels
Basil: (puts head down in disgust) Rubbish
Mrs Hutchinson:May I introduce my husband
Basil: (Sniffs and picks nose)
Sybil: (comes out of kitchen) What's Going on Basil?
Basil: (scrunches up piece of paper and throws it in bin) Nothing Dear just more of that bloody rubbish!
Classic one-liner:
"The Samaritans were engaged"