Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

EINFADEN

INTERIOR: A GENERIC UK COURTROOM. IN THE WITNESS BOX STANDS MORRISSEY.

JUDGE: This is outrageous! Horsemeat in veggie burgers?!! SOMEONE'S GOING TO SWING FOR THIS!

BARRISTER: Horsemeat, m' Lud? I think you'll find he said "quorn", not "the Quorn".

JUDGE: Oh. Sorry.

AUSFADEN

Sorry, but I don't get this. Am I missing something really obvious?!

The quorn is a famous fox hunting meet with horses

Come on Ben, that's general knowledge that is