NJ: NON-NUCLEAR TEST
REPORTER:
I have North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-um
with me to talk about his latest provocation. Well, you
certainly gained the world's attention with that
underground nuclear test.
KIM JONG-UN:
Ha! You are so last week. I'm here to talk about our
warning to the Russia Federation not to mess with us.
REPORTER:
You mean... the meteor?
KIM JONG-UN:
Is that what the lying capitalist dogs are calling it?
That was no meteor. That was the latest in North
Korean ballistic missile technology! No window is
safe!
REPORTER:
So, to be clear, your new missiles are giant hunks of
iron that you hurl at the earth from outer space.
KIM JONG-UN:
Yes. But you will never catch us putting our missiles
up there. We are too good at keeping it a secret. The
first you will know is when a giant ball of fire rips
across the sky. Or when you see a dash-cam video
of it on You-tube. North Korea is the best!
REPORTER:
So when is your next demonstration?
KIM JONG-UN:
Uh? I'll have to check with my astronomer.
END
