WOMAN:
Morning!
MAN:
(DEJECTED) Hi.
WOMAN:
What's with the long face?
MAN:
(SIGHS) I've just found out I'm genetically predisposed to racist beliefs.
WOMAN:
Yeah, it's tough being white, isn't it?
MAN:
No, I don't mean because of that. You see, they've found a link between men with short faces and... hang on; didn't you just refer to me as being long faced?
WOMAN:
It's a figure of speech - as in - you look like a miserable sod today!
MAN:
Damn!
WOMAN:
Look, where did you hear this, anyway?
MAN:
It's in today's Mail.
WOMAN:
Oh, well there you go then - it's obviously crap!
MAN:
Crap? Now, you listen to me - the Daily Mail doesn't print 'crap'! It courageously tells the truth - especially about immigrants and Muslims!
BEAT
MAN:
Oh my God - I AM a racist!
WOMAN:
Oh my God - the Daily Mail SOMETIMES tells the truth!
MAN/WOMAN:
(IN UNISON) Aaaarrrrggghhhh!