Early morning and a guy is sitting in a bar. He have been drinking all night and in front of him is standing three full beers his friends have bought for him, but his drunkeness have made him fall behind his friends drinking.
A short fat guy in his fifties with a big moustache and a greasy cap walks up next to him in the bar and starts staring at his beers.
Drunk guy
-Hey, why are you staring at my beers dude?
The beer skeptic
-Do you know all the fatalities connected to beer drinking?
Drunk guy
-I know is not good for the liver.
The beer skeptic
-If you drink more than five beers at one occation theres a chance for you to develop liver cancer.
Drunk guy
-Really?
The beer skeptic
-My cousin once drank three beers after work and wanted to drive home in his car. He fell asleep behind the wheels and drove right into a house.
Drunk guy
-Damn, did he hurt himself?
The beer skeptic
-The car engine was pressed into his legs and cut them right of.
Drunk guy
-Drinking and driven is not a responsible act to do.
The beer skeptic
-With every beer you drink the alcohol kills about 10.000 braincells and increase your chances for a heart attack.
Drunk guy
-OKthat's some scary info. I don't feel like drinking beer anymore.
The beer skeptic
-You can give the beer to me, I'm a old guy and better me than a young guy like you.
Drunk guy
-Sure take them.
The beer skeptic takes the three beers and goes to a nearby table to sit and start to drink the beers.
The End
