INT. REHEARSAL ROOM. DAY.
A man (CLIVE) and another man (PETER) who is dressed in shiny gold clothes with his skin painted gold, are arranging some sheets of music on music stands. A trombone (JOHN) enters.
JOHN:
(greeting trombone noise)
John looks up at PETER.
JOHN:
(Sarcastic trombone noise).
PETER looks at his own clothes mistakingy thinking he has been paid a compliment.
PETER:
Thank you.
TROMBONE:
(Questioning trombone noise)
CLIVE:
No, no he's not going to a party...He's my new trombone.
TROMBONE:
(Astonished trombone noise followed by accusational trombone noise)
CLIVE:
Well maybe he is but that doesn't change anything.
TROMBONE:
(Humph trombone noise followed by Questioning trombone noise)
CLIVE:
I'd be happy to.
CLIVE turns to PETER.
CLIVE: (CONT'D):
Put it on then.
PETER opens a case and takes out a hat like the mouthpiece of a trombone and puts it on his head.
TROMBONE:
(disbelieving trombone noise)
PETER makes trombone sounds, bending and stretching like the slide of a trombone.
Whilst CLIVE jumps up and down trying to blow down the hat.
TROMBONE:
(Highly offended and angry trombone noise)
The TROMBONE Leaves the room, slamming the door.
PETER and CLIVE carry on playing.
END.
