Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 3:32 AM BSTExcuse me?
Spampurses.
What are you watching on TV? Page 894
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:34 AM BSTSpampurses.
What are they doing? It's not Loose Women, is it?
Ohhh no.
I've said too much.
WTF??
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 1:23 AM BSTThe Shipping Forecast never fails to send me to sleep.
This is true even for mariners. Back in my yachting days I would always drift of before they got to the part I had stayed up to listen to...
Animal Park.
I just watch in hope that the lion will inevitably one day escape, and cause carnage amongst the smug staff.
I would like to see it shown on ITV's 'You've been Framed-Uncut'.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:34 AM BSTSpampurses.
HA! I have converted another!
Now use the word Jizzwizzard and your training is complete!
Quote: Timbo @ August 7 2009, 12:04 PM BSTThis is true even for mariners. Back in my yachting days I would always drift of before they got to the part I had stayed up to listen to...
To me it's a load of nonsense words all said in a calm, hypnotic way. Quite poetic really.
Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Tony Carpenter from EastEnders has just been on as a shopkeeper.
Come Dine With Me - Choritzio! 
Brideshead Revisited. I'm worried it'll just remind me about the English Lit. snynoptic paper though. >_<
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 12:54 PM BST
I wondered what the f**k you were wittering on about. 
Ah. Porn. 
I could've posted that myself, saved you the time.