you've not lived til you've watched a movie on the big screen with a six pack and a kebab I tell you its fantastic better then sex....well better then sex with any of the women I've ever "encountered" lol!!!!
What are you watching on TV? Page 5
I prefer tea.
Was once on the train and overheard two old women......
Woman 1: He is still pestering you for sex?
Woman 2: Every night but I've told him "Not until the wall papering is done". I don't like it anyway. It upsets the cats....
Miaow.
old people having sex is quite disgusting, they should be happy watching Heartbeat and repeats of Quincy.
I'm 22 and prefer that!
Maybe you've just been choosing the wrong people then? 
(That wasn't intended to sound so sleazy, cheap, or cheesey as it probably did.)
Prehaps your sex drive is backwards and you'll be hormonal sex Junky at 66
The problem is I live in Devon!
If you ain't a sheep, no one wants to know.
Dress as a sheep then
Quote: Gavin @ August 8, 2007, 12:31 AMDress as a sheep then
Now there's some clear, manly logic.
It's a bit much when the only way to turn a man on is to wear a woolly jumper.
Sigh! I guess I just like being single. Means I get to eat all the Jaffa cakes and hog the bed. 
Well we do like to be warm 
Then sleep by the radiator then!
well if your beds near a radiator your on!
Unless you are Christian "Eatin Crackers" Slater, you get the sofa!