Quote: EllieJP @ August 17 2008, 2:53 PM BSTSimon seriously -we should have words. You seem to have an uncanny resemblance to my ideal man!
That's a lie you haven't seen his cock yet.
What are you watching on TV? Page 269
Good point. Pic please?
Highlights of the V festival on Channel 4. 
Quote: EllieJP @ August 17 2008, 3:42 PM BSTGood point. Pic please?
I do actually have a picture of my penis dressed up like a present that my ex-ex-gf took. I'm not sure why I shared that.
Man Utd v Newcastle Utd. 1-0 to the Toon. Come on!
Ah, 1-1. Typical. 
Eh? That's a great result!
1-0 would have been nicer 
Man U have had quite a few chances, with Shay pulling off some great saves, so I doubt it'll stay at 1-1 for long. We're not playing too bad though. Which is nice to see.
You scored a goal, so that's one up on last season
Yeah, I'll give you that one. Great header by Martins. They scored while Taylor was off the pitch too, cheats
I thought you sold Martins? Thought that would've been a big mistake. Top player if you play attacking football.
Mistake? Definitely. I think Arsenal were after him, but he's staying. He was our top scorer a couple of seasons ago, when Owen joined and got injured for England. Trouble is, when Owen is fit he gets dropped. I liked the three up he was part of last season, Owen, Viduka & Martins.
How's fatboy Viduka doing? Shame about Owen.
Both injured me thinks.
HT: 1-1
Bet Kegan would love it if they were both playing. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 4:52 PM BSTBet Kegan would love it if they were both playing. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
*adds pound to collection for every time I've heard a variation of that*
He still would though.
Edit; Keegan*