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Quote: sootyj @ 12th May 2014, 10:53 PM BST

Good evening this is Newsnight Scotland, from The English Bastard's Head in Govan.

Mr Farrage first question, who the f**k do yee think your looking at, ya boggle eyed, toffee naised gob shite

Needless to say it's not Farage. No doubt he'd have some eating out of his hand, but it's a one-man party. This loud mouth ignoramus is probably typical of your average Ukip member. And he IS boggle-eyed.

Dr Janina Ramirez presenting a documentary on Yesterday called Treasures of the Anglo-Saxons.

Obviously very knowledgeable on the subject but not using her sexuality in any way. Oh no - a dark haired shapely young woman, close ups of her stilleto heeled, pointed toe, mid calf boots and back views of her walking away from the camera.

http://www.janinaramirez.co.uk/

I've seen her on a few shows lately

She's good

I mean, she's no Simon Schama

But she's good

Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon. Why do American talk shows always have to have some random announcer guy who repeats or makes random agreeing noises with the host?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p016288j

Hignfy

I see its 'weird creepy Tory prat' contestant week

Suits I have just realised why I don't fancy Scotty. She is actually Michael Jackson.

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Quote: Tursiops @ 16th May 2014, 10:47 PM BST

Suits I have just realised why I don't fancy Sooty. She is actually Michael Jackson.

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And you're beth ditto bitch!

Quote: Tursiops @ 16th May 2014, 10:47 PM BST

I have just realised why I don't fancy Scotty.

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Watching Nigella because there's bugger all else on and thought I'd have a quick perv.

When you're fantasising, do none of you men have a vision of her father? She's incredibly like him. Laughing out loud

Kate Middleton is quite fit

Quote: keewik @ 20th May 2014, 11:37 PM BST

When you're fantasising, do none of you men have a vision of her father inlaw? She's incredibly like him. Laughing out loud

Keewik.....

Quote: sootyj @ 20th May 2014, 11:40 PM BST

Kate Middleton is quite fit

Keewik.....

You just made me splutter my wine.

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Doctor Who - The Seeds of Doom

Featuring 'Boycie' and the governer from Porridge!

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