Aw poor Aaron!
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Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:44 PM BSTI think that would cut down on the amount of people searching for porn. People would click on the search engine, Aaron's face would appear and they'd lose all motivation.
Although there's no power on earth that can cut down a man's need to search for porn.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 2:44 PM BSTAw poor Aaron!
I think you meant "Aw poor porn stars!" Aaron's going to put them out of business...
Ooh bitchy today! 
Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:44 PM BSTI think that would cut down on the amount of people searching for porn. People would click on the search engine, Aaron's face would appear and they'd lose all motivation.
Less that they'd lose motivation, more that they'd be sick all over their keyboard and monitor, so not be able to do anything anyway.
See what you've provoked, Elliot? 
Quote: Aaron @ June 5 2008, 2:54 PM BSTLess that they'd lose motivation, more that they'd be sick all over their keyboard and monitor, so not be able to do anything anyway.
Someone out there would just get turned on by that.
Who!?
I'm hoping that I don't know them. But someone would, if someone had sex with cars then creepy vomit covered masturbation isn't totally unfathomable.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:59 PM BSTI'm hoping that I don't know them. But someone would, if someone had sex with cars then creepy vomit covered masturbation isn't totally unfathomable.
If its your own vomit it's not too bad. I'd draw the line at others upchuck.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:59 PM BSTcreepy vomit covered masturbation
Sounds like the end of my friday nights to me.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 5 2008, 2:59 PM BSTI'm hoping that I don't know them. But someone would, if someone had sex with cars then creepy vomit covered masturbation isn't totally unfathomable.
That is true...
Not on TV but I'm trying to watch the bonus episode of Pushing Daisies, and it's very frustrating.
(I was originally going to have a 
smiley, but I didn't want to set you two off.)
Point proved.
I was going to write something then...but it was too open for innuendo.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2008, 3:04 PM BSTit was too open for innuendo.
. . . Cripes.