Just watched Britain's Got Talent live semi-final. What a pile of shit. for those who missed it
Bloke dressed as a knight chopping wood
16 year old kid singing out of tune
bloke swallowing things and puking them back up
gymnasts chucking themselves about (to be fair they were good)
Fat orange coloured cruise entertainer whose balls nearly fell out of the side of his shorts
can't remember the rest.