I have just been watching This Week. Which is most excellent. I am now going to put on BBC Parliament or News or whatever still exists and has the by-election coverage.
Well, it appears that no news channel is covering it. Tossers.
I am so bored that I just put on Nuts TV (I think it's something to do with the sex-pest training manual), and heard the classic line "People in Oldham bottle their own mother for not having the tea out on time."