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The fact that Beyonce is probably about 10 times richer than Jay Z kind of rules that one out...

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2009, 12:25 AM GMT

The fact that Beyonce is probably about 10 times as rich as Jay Z kind of rules that one out...

You obviously never saw the Imagine episode on BBC 1 with Alan Yentob interviewing Jay Z.

Beyonce might sell a few records, but Jay Z owns the record label...and property...and fine art...and a clothing line...and just about everything else.

At most, Beyonce is worth $30 Million, whereas Jay Z is worth more then ten times that.

Hm, well if those statistics are fact (and not just Jay Z mouthing off like rapper types do), then fair enough!

I thought they were both just singers. And she's easily 10 times famousererer.

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2009, 12:19 AM GMT

Jay Z is a rubbish.

He is, not to beat around the bush.

He didn't did he? I wouldn't put it past him though.

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2009, 12:28 AM GMT

Hm, well if those statistics are fact (and not just Jay Z mouthing off like rapper types do), then fair enough!

I thought they were both just singers. And she's easily 10 times famousererer.

I wouldn't call him a singer.

Foo Fighters are a "proper" band.

Beyonce wore the v. same dress that CherylCole did for the Halloween X Factor :D

Although it hadn't got as many bits on it at the bottom.

Quote: Leevil @ November 7 2009, 12:21 AM GMT

It's Beyonce, as in beyonce castle.

Beyonce Castle.
:D
Hehe

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2009, 12:28 AM GMT

I thought they were both just singers. And she's easily 10 times famousererer.

It happens a lot in the music biz, Maria Carey was married to a fat, greasy mafia dude who was the President of Sony Records.

Then again, Maria Carey is proper mentals.

Foo Fighters are a "proper" band.[/quote]
They is fab:D

She may be the mentallest perosn who has ever mentalled.

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2009, 12:37 AM GMT

She may be the mentallest perosn who has ever mentalled.

If she couldn't sing and get her baps out, she'd be living out of a shopping trolley with her cat army.

We're watching the newest Spongebob TV movie. Yippee!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 6 2009, 2:25 PM GMT

And should that be in "status update" Aaron?

No.

Quote: Moonstone @ November 6 2009, 5:56 PM GMT

Syed isn't a piece of work though...is he? :S

Yes.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 7 2009, 12:00 AM GMT

I suspect Robbie's terrible songs and performances of late are due to him having very little talent and about 4 songs to his career that have been even mildly successful, that he's been trading on for the past decade.

Quote: Chappers @ November 7 2009, 12:14 AM GMT

What is the point of Jay Zed?

To entertain mindless morons.

Also, Beyonce is an ugly whore.

Paulton v Norwich. The commentator seemed to turn into a Dalek for a moment there. :D

Harry Hill beating a postman shouting "Where have you been!" rather funny

:D

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