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Old Bill or Old bastard
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Old Bill
Z-Cars or Dixon
OK - playing with myself again eh?
Dixon
Organ or Synthesiser?
I prefer your organ Chappers.
Kings or Queens?
Queens
Manhattan or Maine
Manhattan
H-bomb or A-bomb?
A bomb
the Jam or Marmalade?
the Jam
Butter or Marge
Butter.
Butter beans or baked beans?
(Please don't lead with words in bold - it looks very political) 
Baked Beans.
Baked Beans or Baked Deans?
Baked Beans
Rotocell strings or Odorono?
Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th March 2015, 9:46 PM GMTButter.
Butter beans or baked beans?
(Please don't lead with words in bold - it looks very political)
It was an unsubtle Simpsons hint to Chappers as we have been posting tenuous links to the previous choice. All very arcane. 
Quote: Chappers @ 4th March 2015, 11:14 PM GMTBaked Beans
Rotocell strings or Odorono?
Odorono
Who or What?
Not a What but a Who album featured those 3 spoof adverts so I think you either knew or it was an inspired follow up.
Dr Seuss or A A Milne
Quote: Chappers @ 5th March 2015, 5:39 PM GMTNot a What but a Who album featured those 3 spoof adverts so I think you either knew or it was an inspired follow up.
Dr Seuss or A A Milne
Bit of both and intuition 
A A Milne
Poo or a Wee Wee?