Harry Hill.
Women as Catholic priests or women playing Cricket?
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Both.
England women constantly winning cricket tournaments or England men constantly losing?
No cricket whatsoever.
Satsumas or sultanas?
Satsumas.
Aliens or ghosts?
Ghosts.
Simon Brodkin or Lee Nelson?
Lee Nelson.
A sty on your eye the rest of your life or a pimple on the end of your nose for the rest of your life.
Pimple on nose.
Bhoona or Balti?
Bhuna
Pilau or boiled
Boiled.
Blackcurrant or strawberry?
Black current
biscuits or cake
Cake.
Go sleep or have an all nighter?
sleep
Lager or Bitter
All nighter
Leia or Amidala (spelling not confirmed)
Bitter and leia.
Go to the concert or watch it on the telly?
concert
Beatles or Stones