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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th September 2014, 9:29 PM BST

Ta, but no joy yet - couldn't take my eyes off Victoria's cleavage. :P

Your turn by the way - or the natives will get restless........

Yes quite and she's with.........David Mitchell. Both are good people, it's a great meeting of minds and you can see how the personalities gel but it still feels like confirmation of the fact that it's an unpredictable world. Am sorry to hear that your questions haven't turned up yet but they will do in time, I am sure.

Spark 1 rang. It was he who had rung earlier, that is, three seconds after Spark 2. I had to explain what had happened and he seemed to be reasonable about it at first. Of course by the end of my very lengthy explanation the frost had set in. He didn't cut me off exactly but the call was truncated in a manner to suggest there was a lot of bitterness. I'm now reliant on 2 making an appearance at some point with only the slightest possibility of going back to 1. It feels like a once in a lifetime decision. One that is for ever. There can be no turning back and if I have made the wrong choice, the only alternative will be gas light.

Victoria's cleavage or Victoria's Secret?

Candles? As I suggested before. :)

Victoria's cleavage - definitely!! She's got a nice big bum as well. :P

Sparks 1 or Sparks 2?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th September 2014, 5:05 PM BST

Candles? As I suggested before. :)

Victoria's cleavage - definitely!! She's got a nice big bum as well. :P

Sparks 1 or Sparks 2?

Sparks 2.

8am tomorrow morning.

In other news, the guttering is to be sealed at 5pm.

As days go, it could be amayyyzing.

Victoria Principal or Victoria Wood?

Victoria Wood

Harry Hill Or Harry Enfield?

Close run thing.

Harry Hill.

Harry or Paul?

Harry

Pork Scratchings Or Kp Peanuts?

Peanuts AND they have to be KP! :D

Speaking of which:-

Regular or Dry Roasted?

I'd rather be regular, thanks.

Scotland, Former Country or Scotland, District?

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 18th September 2014, 7:55 AM BST

I'd rather be regular, thanks.

Scotland, Former Country or Scotland, District?

Then keep drinking the senna pod tea.

Former.

Haggis curry or deep fried Mars bar?

Haggis curry

Curry Sauce or Mushy Peas?

Mushy Peas!

Fish & Chips:-

Traditional Salt & Vinegar or with Brown/Red sauce?

Traditional Salt & Vinegar

Walkers Crisps:-

Ready Salted Or Salt N Vinegar?

Oooh, man after my own heart. :)

Now, I like both of these crisps......ummmm plain ones remind me of childhood and...........ummm on balance:-

Salt & Vinegar

Mars Bar or Kit Kat?

Kit Kat

Fizzy Drinks:-

Coke or Lilt?

Coke

Bit more nostalgia - motorbikes:-

BSA or Ariel?

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