Quote: lofthouse @ 24th March 2014, 6:42 PM GMTYour turn
Sorry, and thank you - I was just clarifying. 
Genghis Khan or Ivan the Terrible?
This or That Page 225
Khan
Ivan was a total and utter SHIT
Yankees or confederates
Confederates y'all.
Private Eye or My Weekly ?
No contest here!
With its renowned, sometimes vicious satire and lampooner of public figures............(yup, you can see right thru' me, and can see what is coming up) - My Weekly.....Ha de Hah.
Now.........we're talking pants here:-
St. Michael or George?
George
I Don't Believe It Or I Hate You Butler?
The former
Spending 20 minutes in the company of Gary Barlow
Or having a red hot iron poker thrust violently up your rectum
Spending 20 minutes in the company of Gary Barlow.
Alan Carr or Jimmy Carr?
See you Jimmy.
Now I'm going to bed and put my clocks forward and lost an hour in bed:-
10.23 or 11.23
10.23
Go to a Russell Howard live performance
Or be drowned to death in a bath full of rancid cow shit
God, both as terrible as each other.....
Howard - can I take earplugs?
Adolph Hitler or Mother Teresa.
Hitler ( Took the time to sculpt his facial hair )
Brown or red sauce ??
Quote: Frankies Boil @ 30th March 2014, 9:15 AM BSTHitler ( Took the time to sculpt his facial hair )
That's naughty....
Ummm, I use both brown and red - depends on what the food is, but on balance er.....red, or as I prefer to call it ketchup.
Harry H Corbett or Harry Corbett?
Harry H Corbett.
Farm or Barn?
Farm
Salt or Pepper?
Pepper.
Heroin or Morphine?