Heroes & Villains.
Club or Pub?
This or That Page 216
Pub
Spiders or Daddy Long Legs?
Daddy Long Legs
Twix or a finger of fudge?
Twix
Branston or picalilli?
Branston.
Fur Coats or Fur Rugs?
*sprays G180e with red paint*
Fur coat, but only in the absence of knickers.
Blurred lines or no means no?
no means no
Donner Kebab or a chicken kebab?
Chicken kebab.
Battered chips or normal chips?
Normal chips. What is a battered chip?
route 66 or B31005
route 66
Slade-Merry Christmas Everbody or my bestfreind stan?
Slade.
1999 or 2012?
2012
Alan Partridge or ben elton?
Alan Partridge (Yes, I prefer fictional people to real ones.)
Grey partridge or red-legged partridge?
red-legged partridge
Ofah-Christmas Crackers or Diamonds are for heather?
You disappoint me, our native fowl is on the red list whereas the imported game bird is abundant; unless of course you were considering the issue from the culinary perspective...
Diamonds are for heather
Bettany Hughes or Mary Beard?