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To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them

Frank Spencer or betty?

To die, to sleep-
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to?

I am sorry to hear that george, I had no idea life had become so bleak...

Betty

To be or not to be? (Choose life george! Choose life!)

To Be.

Or, as we say in The Black Country . .

"Bist Ya Bin
Or Bist Ya Bay?
That Is The Question"

One Direction or JLS

JLS

A Bacon Butty or a chip butty?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 16th December 2013, 12:08 AM GMT

To Be.

Or, as we say in The Black Country . .

"Bist Ya Bin
Or Bist Ya Bay?
That Is The Question"

Shakespeare came from your part of the world, near enough. So that might have been the original text...

Chip butty.

Leonardo's Madonna of the Rocks or Van Klomp's Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies?

Van Klomp's Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies

Esperanto or Franglais?

Esperanto.

Egg or Bacon?

Bacon

Et or Paul?

Paul.

"Wonderful Christmas Time" or "Fairytale of New York"?

Fairytale of New York

Stockings or Bare feet?

Bare feet.

Voyeurism or Exhibitionism?

Exhibitionism

Eastenders in the 80s or eastenders in the 90s?

90s

The Royle Family or Bottom?

The Royle Family.

Spaghetti on toast or toast toppers?

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