Sheila Hancock
Sugar Puffs or Ready Brek?
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Ready Brek because it has central heating.
Tossing the caber or playing the bagpipes?
Playing the bagpipes.
Argos or that old catalogue place which is now closed, Index?
Argos
2point4children Rona or Bill?
Bill 
Ever Decreasing Circles or The Good Life?
The Good Life.
Big nose or big ears?
Big Ears
Pc Plod from noddy or pc selby from postman pat?
PC plod from noddy.
Red Car or Blue Car?
Blue car.
Jimmy Carr or Alan Carr?
Alan Carr
Tetley Tea Folk Adverts or the pg tips monkey adverts?
Pg tips monkey adverts.
Citizen Khan or Mrs Brown's Boys?
Mrs Brown's Boys. (Only just)
Knife or strychnine?
Knife.
Fork or Spoon?
Fork.
Fork in the road or fork in the back? 
Fork in the road.
Big TV or Small TV?