British Comedy Guide

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Spitfires.

FIFA or UEFA?

UEFA

Grasshopper or Space Hopper?

Space Hopper (I don't like grasshoppers, neither the insect nor the feckin' Swiss football teamt *spits*)

"Gordon Bennett!" or "For crying out loud!"?

Gordon Bennett

Holy Moses or Bejesus?

bejesus.

Red or Pink?

Red.

King Crimson or Yes?

Yes.

Clothes or DVDs?

Clothes.

Heavens Above or Hells Bells?

Gerry and the pacemakers or the swinging blue jeans?

The swinging blue jeans.

Bikes or Cars?

Bikes.

Led Zeppelin or Free?

Free.

1987 or 1989?

1987 (Boris Becker didn't win Wimbledon in that year, this pathetic git)

Ben Affleck or Russel Crowe?

Russel Crowe

Till death us do part or In Sickness and in Health?

Till Death Do Us Part.....if I really have to.

Sheila Hancock or Maureen Lipman?

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