Soft Cell.
Mysterious telephone calls starting with 0774 just as you write "the UN" in a forum post - the sound at the end is like mice being tested in a factory
or
No telephone calls
This or That Page 160
No telephone calls.
Aftershave or deodorant?
Deodorant.
Skating or skiing?
Deodorant and skating.
Orange squash or lemon squash?
Lemon.
Tennis or badminton?
Tennis.
Cliffhanger or happy end?
Tennis and happy end.
Saturday or Sunday?
Saturday.
Welsh or Scottish?
Welsh.
UK or US?
UK.
OK or KO?
KO.
BK or KFC?
KFC.
Johnathan Ross or Graham Norton?
Jonathan Ross.
Rev. or Father Ted?
Father Ted.
Dougal or Jack?
Dougal
Sybil or Polly