BBC
Harry Corbett or Harry H corbett
This or That Page 16
I'm watching Steptoe & Son at the moment so it's "H" for me.
FBI/CIA or Navy Seals?
FBI
E4 or More4?
E4.
Similarly, a kick in the teeth or a punch in the balls?
neither
handjob or blowjob?
How good are you at handjobs?
Trigger or the one from The Vicar Of Dibley?
Trigger
Hairloss or beerbelly?
beerbelly
helga or herflick
Herr Flick
French girls or Swedish girls? (or alternatively: latin-american boys or Brad Pitt?)
French girls.
Mrs Brown or Brendan O'Caroll (as himself)
Even though I love Mrs brown to bits (in a nice way, not a George roper way) I will say Brendon o'carroll. Hes a funny man.
Songs of praise or slicing your own ears off with a Spoon!
Songs of Praise
Bic or Staedtler?
Staedtler!
Face off or Pulp Fiction?
Pulp Fiction
FC Bayern or FC Barcelona?
neither
scooby doo or Gromit