INT. CRUCIBLE THEATRE SNOOKER VENUE.
PETER EBDON (OR ANOTHER EQUALLY BORING SNOOKER PLAYER) IS TAKING HIS TIME OVER HIS SHOT AS THE MATCH IS LIVE ON TV.
MINUTES PASS BY.
THE CROWD ARE GETTING RESTLESS.
THE TV SNOOKER COMMENTATORS ARE SO BORED THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF USING MR.SHEEN TO KEEP YOUR SNOOKER CUE SHINY.
SUDDENLY THERE IS A HUBBUB IN THE CROWD.
A MAN APPROACHES THE SNOOKER TABLE AND LIFTS A FEW BALLS.
IT IS ACTOR RAY WINSTONE. HE PLACES THE BALLS IN A SOCK AND BASHES PETER EBDON OVER THE HEAD AMIDST MUCH WHOOPING AND CHEERING FROM THE CROWD.
That made me laugh!, all guys in house have this or darts on!!