Here's my one and only entry to the 4laughs comp, Hate to say it but I love those guys and having them perform a sketch would be pretty sweet just for that reason.
SCENE. INT. STUDIO. DAY.
Jeremy Kyle is introducing the show.
JEREMY
Morning! Shut up! Welcome to the show! Today we have Former PM Tony Blair and his wife Cherie! Shut up!
TONY enters the stage everyone boos him as well as JEREMY.
JEREMY
War and having some fun with Bush, you never thought about your wife did you?
More Booing
TONY
Wel...
JEREMY
(Interrupting) Shut up! Your scum! Lets bring Cherie onto the show and have her side of the story.
CHERIE walks on and takes a seat next to TONY. JEREMY takes a seat next to CHERIE comforting her.
CHERIE
I really think this is out of...
JEREMY
Shut it! You don't have to defend this man!
CHERIE
Tony why did you and George hold hands when you were in meetings?
JEREMY
Because diplomatic relations with America were more important than your relationship! Wasn’t it you scumbag!
TONY
Wel…
JEREMY
(Interrupting) Be quiet! Next week on the show we’ll have the DNA results and George will have his say.
TONY
It's bushy Poo actually!
CHERIE continues to cry
END
Not the best but kept it simple as the show tends to be more visual than anything and a pissed of Jeremy Kyle would work great.
