INSECT RESTAURANT
INT - RESTAURANT - EVENING
TWO INSECTS ARE SEATED AT A TABLE, FINISHING OFF A PIECE OF SHIT. THE WAITER HOVERS NEARBY. ONE INSECT FINISHES ITS SHIT AS THE OTHER DOES AN "I'M FULL" GESTURE WITH ITS MIDDLE ARMS. THE WAITER TAKES THE PLATES. THE FIRST INSECT MIMES HANDWRITING TO THE WAITER. SOON THE WAITER RETURNS WITH THE BILL. THE FIRST INSECT ENTERS ITS PINSECT NUMBER CAREFULLY. THE WAITER TAKES THE MACHINE AND PRINTS OUT THE RECEIPT. THE FIRST INSECT VOMITS UP A TWENTY POUND NOTE AND TRIES TO HAND IT TO THE WAITER. THE WAITER WAVES HIS SEVERAL ARMS TO SAY NO AND POINTS TO A SIGN:
"NO FLY TIPPING".
END.
Happy new year.
