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You've actually managed to make this thread even more weirder then the initial post.

My innocent mind is warped.....WARPED I TELL YOU!!!!

I reckon they should do Wilflife on one about Humans that'd be funny.

"The man struts to the bar, he is looking for a mate. The female spotting her herd leaves this male will have to look else where"

"The male starts of his bizzare mating ritual with this unique mating call..

"....Alright darling! Fancy a quickie in the bogs....."

The female, uninterested, proceeds to put an end to this with a kick in the crotch. The male limps back to the rest of the pack in defeat."

I'd like to think there was something out there:)

There must be something out there. We can't be the most intelligent beings in the universe - can we?

Lord have mercy on the universe if we are

If the lights are distant they could be satellites, or the space station, both of which can be visible from earth.

But they are more than likely some weird shit.

I live in Norfolk, and one night some*thing* hovvered over my house making a weird pulsating noise. My husband heard it too, and we can offer no explanation-- unless it's some experimental thing being secretly tested *shrug* just dunno.

The lights were about, I dunno err... 3 times as high as my 2 floored house, which isn't too floored!

I rubbish with guesstimates.

I'd deffo put them in the 'weird shit' category then.

This is true:

On my way back from a friends wedding, Time was about midnight pitch black I was driving home with my then girl friend and I saw a plane in the sky. I drove round these back roads and thought thats really f**king odd that planes not moving. Passing it of I kept going and the light stayed dead center. I said to my girlfriend I said "can you see taht light it hasnt moved!" she called me a bunch of names but it then shot across the sky like a streak and I couldnt see it I wanted to go after it but "she" said urrgh you bastard just get us home...I had potato salad in the car just think first contact me with a potato salad we come in peace have this!

Pretty good first meal :)

well better then a US military anal probe i suppose lol

I saw something about a prison slang called "potato salad" I think? You have to eat potato salad out of another blokes arse. Sick

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