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This is my best attempt

A Wife stands naked in front of her husband. She asks him "what turns you on more
my pretty face or my sexy body?" He replies "Your sense of humour!"

Paddy goes on a first aid course,the instructor asks "What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?" Paddy said,"Climb through the window".

it's not the size of the sausaaaaageeeeeee. It's How ya smash ya mash haha

The BBC Have Cancelled Bob the Builder, Apparently they don't trust anyone who can fix it.

A Tornado destroyed a french cheese factory. All that was left was DE brie.

If you see someone do a crossword today,just lean over and say '7up is Lemonade!'

Please Provide feedback these are better jokes. I have thought these through with my brain.

I have resisted the urge to just tell you to 'f**k off you timre wasting twat' and have, in line with forum guidance, reported you to the Moderators so that they can tell you.

Wwe, it might be better to put all your jokes in a single thread. That way it might not come across as spam and people will be able to see how much progress you are making.

BCG home of the internets fattest trolls.

Quote: Wwe222 333 @ December 19 2012, 9:27 PM GMT

A Wife stands naked in front of her husband. She asks him "what turns you on more
my pretty face or my sexy body?" He replies "Your sense of humour!"

Paddy goes on a first aid course,the instructor asks "What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?" Paddy said,"Climb through the window".

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These two are good but not original. It shows that you can write a joke though.

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Two Old woman Meet for A Coffee,one lady says 'Did you come on the bus?'
The other one replies 'yes but I made it look like a asthma attack'.

I Lost in the pub quiz last night by one point.The Question was 'Where do woman have mostly have curly hair?' Apparently the answer was Africa!

Bloke goes into drug store and asks 'do you sell KY Jelly'? Girl says 'Have you tried boots?' Bloke says 'Boots? I want to slide not mar chin in.

likes comedy that's why I watch Liverpool try to play football

Paddy and Mick in the jungle see a man head sticking out of a crocodiles mouth paddy says 'Look at that posh git in his lacoste sleeping bag.

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Are you using tracing paper as well as copy paste?

Quote: Will Cam @ December 19 2012, 10:57 PM GMT

I have resisted the urge to just tell you to 'f**k off you time wasting twat' and have, in line with forum guidance, reported you to the Moderators so that they can tell you.

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FUCK OFF YOU TIME WASTING TWAT

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I Was walking down the road last night when I saw a guy in a Liverpool shirt drowning in a frozen canal so I saved him as the screensaver on my phone.

2 little sperms swimming together 1 says to the other is it far to the ovaries the other replies f**king miles mate we've only passed the tonsils

Wife asked her husband for 10,000 to get a gastric band fitted He said he here is a fiver get a padlock for the fridge.

Saw A Fat Bird walking down the street today he had a T shirt on saying I Love the hip hop I think the letters c and s fell off..

2 Indian Junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.Both of us were rushed to Hospital one in a korma the other got a dodgy korma.

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