My 3rd attempt
A Clowns walks in a shop and ask for a nose and then walks out and comes back with a nose !
A Bus driver is going to work and asks how old is my pen and says I don't know about the age of my dad !
A Nurse is going to see a patient and asks Whats wrong and he says the two big bits !
A Policeman gives a ticket to a car and he does not know it is own and he says what a numpty.
A Girl walks in a bar and ask for a drink of Nanni and barman said you better get your top off first.
It is my imagination.
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