British Comedy Guide

Ho No

We see a sign 'Mulberry Bush Orphanage

We see a snow covered roof and snow covered grounds

We see a young boy in stripe pyjamas looking out of an upstairs window

We see the silhouette of a sleigh and reindeer passing the moon.

As the sleigh comes nearer to the building the young boys eyes light and he screams "He's here!"

We see dozens of orphans come to the windows

We see Father Christmas driving the sleigh but he's not laughing, a man of Middle East appearance is holding an open razor to his throat

The sleigh then impacts into the orphanage and burning teddy bears and other toys start flying into the air.

But think of their relief it wasn't Jimmy Saville.

Good to see ya Teddy.

Thanks Kid, its very Family Guy but I do like the genre.
I just read that there is a push to get a Christmas sketch thing going so I thought I would have a go.

I think linking Santa & 9/11 is excellent, if tasteless - as you say, very Family Guy.

To my mind it would be better of they flew into something more serious, like the Pentagon or a WTC equivalent, it would make it a smidgen funnier when the teddies and spinning tops flew from the explosion, but that's splitting hairs, it's a good little gag.

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