A Man enters the shop and ask for something brown and sticky and he says how about a stick.
A Man enters a shop and asks for a umbrella and the shopkeeper says what do you need it for and the man says for a drizzle.
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
The wife thought her husband has been worrying about what the neighbors will think for too long!
She says, I'm going to strip off all my clothes and mow the lawn naked. Then what would the neighbors think?"
He says, They'd think I married you for your money.
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