Lee Harvey Oswald managed to sqeeze off 3 shots in 8 seconds. If the comedy in question involves Peter Kay in a god-awful trip around Britain, I'd only need to give it 2 seconds ... if my first bullet was on target.
Watched the whole series out of stubborness and because I loved the Phoenix nights series but this? Wasn't going to let it beat me. It was my north face of the Eiger. I lost three fingers from frostbite and my self-respect needed a transfusion but I lived to tell the tale.