Godot Taxi is perhaps right.

Perhaps competitions aren't a great idea. A critique forum yes... but competitions in an area as subjective as this only ever seem to please the winners. And there will always be more losers than winners.

At the stage we are at, [ let's face it,none of us are Ricky Gervais yet ]we probably need encouragement more than anything.

I have seen other comedy sites go down hill when competitions got involved.

Would I say this if I was winning every week...Ofcourse not.

But I still think Godot Taxi has a point.

I like the idea that I'm right Pete, but I'm not sure what I said. Are you sure you aren't quoting someone else?

Did you not claim that all competition was a sin and that anyone who took part in such an activity would be accountable to our Lord Jesus Christ......Or did I dream that somewhere ?

Pete you've been smoking crack from the £ shop again.

Stand by your bed! You're going to get a beasting!

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhh, Poundland. The only place you can buy a sofa bed, a foot pump, an MP3 player, and a small piece of land outside Luton.. and still get change from a fiver.

You bought land in Bedfordshire as well?

I used to have an allotment in Maidstone but the Israelis built a settlement on it.

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I'm happy to start the M.L.O. if you are..... My Auntie Dolly has a gun and I will happily fire it randomly at passers by if it helps your cause.

Quote: Kent Pete @ August 3, 2007, 3:35 AM

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhh, Poundland. The only place you can buy a sofa bed, a foot pump, an MP3 player, and a small piece of land outside Luton.. and still get change from a fiver.

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I think you're find thats Crackland and the only currency are crowbars and broken windows

I believe in peaceful protest, Pete, believe it or not. Me and harold Pinter have been boycotting Israeli oranges all summer. Their economy is at its elastic limit.

Isn't Auntie Dolly doing a ten stretch?

ajp, I had you down as skunk and vimto man.

She got off on a technicality, the technicality being the witness was "unable " to attend the trial.

And good to see you have such a great writer such as Pinter to champion your cause. When I was trying to get clean drinking water for the weekend staff at Argos I had to make do with Lesley Judd.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 3, 2007, 3:56 AM

I believe in peaceful protest, Pete, believe it or not. Me and harold Pinter have been boycotting Israeli oranges all summer. Their economy is at its elastic limit.

ajp, I had you down as skunk and vimto man.

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What a great combination, where's my dealer's number?

I hate to get serious so late in the day but boycotting Israeli oranges? Thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard. I hope you aren't being hypocritical and are boycotting US and UK goods because of their equally poor human rights and military record. Are you boycotting goods which aren't fair trade, goods produced in China. Whay are you singling out Israel?

Godot Taxi....There is a scene in Woody Allen's Annie Hall where he tries to tame a lobster with a new girlfriend [ the one after Annie Hall ].If you ever see the film this will make perfect sence.

Jesus man, I don't even eat oranges.

and i haven't bought a F16 for years.

I'm not singling out Israel, but if you say 'the Us built a settlement on my allotment' it doesn't make sense.

I suppose Israel is in my mind because i've been following the Dershowitz/Finkelstein Tenure thing.

And if you must know i prefer rough trade to fair trade.

Hey, lets take over the forum and make it our toy!

Sorry calmed down. One thing that really annoys me is meddling liberals like Pinter doing bullshit stuff like that. Anyway I've taken my skunk and vimto and i'm in my happy place.

"Beyond Chutzpah", I haven't laughed so much since my wife's pants split outside Tesco's in Elmers End.