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Disgustingly shameless call for votes

Hi all

There's an online song competition thingy where the winner can blag a groovy new guitar. Anyway I entered a little choon of mine called Bang Bang and it somehow got into the final, so it'd be lovely of you if you could vote for me, so much so that I'll show you my willy if you do. In fact I'll show you it if you don't. I like showing my willy.

I'm typing this from prison.

Thanks in advance.

http://www.reddogmusic.co.uk/musiccompetition

Done. Good luck!

Good tune, looks like you're in the lead :)

I voted for you, so put your willy where your mouth is! ;)

Nice choon.
Voted.
I'll take a rain-check on the willy, if it's all the same.

PS Not that I would EVER consider cheating, but can it tell if you've voted more than once?

Done.

Very catchy :) Another vote in the bag.

I haven't listened but I've voted.

Where is my integrity!
Haha - good luck

On it like a bonnet.

Done.

Thanks chaps!

There's always one.

I just saw a chance to scotch the dreams of four strangers and had to get me a piece.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ December 5 2012, 2:10 PM GMT

I have a problem with this.

There we all are, furiously criticising others for their dishonesty and lack of ethics and morals: MPs expenses, tax evaders/avoiders, benefits fraudsters etc. etc. etc. ad infinitum...

...and then comes an opportunity for a bit of dishonest, nepotistic vote-rigging and we all pile in.

I've a good mind to vote for someone other than Lee Henman.

Now.. if he'd posted words to the effect of: "Here's my effort. Please listen to all the songs and vote for the one you think most deserving..", I would have felt differently.

Oh, the wonderful meritocracy we live in.

Quote SS: ".. integrity.."

Actually this is what everyone does and, in fact, exactly what the competition organisers want. They want the people in the final to rally the troops and do Facebook campaigns etc etc so that it brings more traffic to their site. Otherwise there'd be absolutely no profit in it for them. The comp is run by a musical instrument shop so all this is good business.

And just in case you were wondering, the guy that's about to overtake me and very probably win is doing an online / Facebook campaign of his own.

So chill the f**k out.

Alrighty then.

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