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Twat Blue Alien boy is sitting on his bed, when his twat Blue Alien father walks in.

Twat Argos Blue Alien Father: "Heh. Making a mess are we?"

Twat Argos Blue Alien Son: "I'm favouritising*"

Twat Blue Alien father sits on son's space-hopper like a complete bell-end.

Twat Argos Blue Alien Father: (sex-offender voice) "Woo-hoo. Back in my day I knew a thing-or-two about Space-Hopping you know!"

Twat Argos Blue Alien Son: (high-pitched voice, like a girl**) "And how many light-years ago was that?"

Twat Blue Alien father is angry, because his son is an imbecile. He kicks son's head straight off his body, and green blood cascades from the decapitated corpse.

Twat Argos Blue Alien Father: "'Light-years' is a measurement of distance, not time, you little twat"

Twat Blue Alien father is suddenly saddened by the fact that he has just kicked his son's head off, and is also sad about the fact he is a complete annoying twat. He decides to kill himself.

However, in order to save his family from the dishonour of having a murdering father (lets pretend this alien race is into the whole 'honour' thing; like Wookies and shit), he kills them all first with a massive f**king axe, and then jumps out of the window.

The happy people are shown shopping in Argos (at whatever stores Argos haven't closed-down yet). They are very happy, because they don't have to sit through any more shit, twatting blue alien Argos adverts.

The End.

* What in the name of tap-dancing, bastarding Christ does that mean?

** Maybe it actually is a girl. Edit: Just seen on YouTube, and it's definitely a daughter. Don't give a shit as its 2:30am.

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